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Short Tag Line:
Weekend cookouts....almost as much fun as weekend eatouts!
I/We are looking for
NO LONGER INTERNET PLAYING...
Too many here already who's sole idea of the lifestyle is sitting on the swing websites weekend,after weekend,after weekend.Nice weather is coming,and with it, our aversion to sitting behind a computer all day.Those who know us, know where to find us. Those who don't, drop us an e-mail and we'll chat.We still stop in long enough to answer messages.
No Pics in your profile?....Simple, No Response from Us
All first meetings are through our favorite lifestyle bar, or other lifestyle event. We no longer do the coffee shop/restaurant/meet for a drink dating scene.
We love to party with others,Just that our idea of partying is NOT sitting around on SLS all weekend. Open to fun times in all forms. We enjoy the occasional well hung single guy as much as the occasional drama-free single bi girl. While we'll never rule out compatible couples, finding them through the internet alone seems to be more difficult than it needs to be. Lot's of people want to talk the talk, but when it comes time to walk, there's no shortage of excuses as to why they can't meet, or "he" can, but "she" can't, or why they don't have pics of "him". So call us jaded when it comes to meeting couples through internet sites. Now, if we meet you the old-fashioned way, face to face, at a local lifestyle club, campout, Hedo, etc. .... well then, anything is possible if we all click.
We prefer first time meets to be at a local swingers bar where we feel comfortable. That way if there's no connection, we can shoot a game of pool or throw some darts, no harm, no foul. While stranger sex can be exciting, we just can't help but feel a little skeezy about setting up a meeting through the internet,just for the purpose of fucking. Hey, we're old-fashioned that way, and prefer face to face meets.Though our favorite club has a big playroom there, we've come to value our playtime better in more intimate surroundings.So a local hotel room works in a pinch.While we're into small house parties with people we've met, we're absolutely NOT into showing up at a strangers house or hotel room for a first meet.If your agorophobia leaves you with a fear of swing clubs/lifestyle events and you're content to believe there are no real swingers out there,we'll wish you best of luck.There are lots of wonderful swingers out there to meet,whether you play with them or not,they're out there.
Weekends only. Due to responsibilities in our everyday life, we're weekend warriors, and never available for spur of the moment mid-week get togethers.
One thing we're NOT into,is meeting up with those one-sided couples,where the male controls everything and the wife is only going along to please him.You're easy to spot,both in real life and on-line.This isn't a ploy to fuck other wives for us,in most cases we prefer oral play with other couples.Hubby is not a big fan of condoms,so we tend to keep penetrating play for each other,though exceptions have been made.
Describe Yourself:
We're both honest and straight forward, and respect that in others. Our friends say that we're an attractive couple,but in all fairness,most of our friends wear glasses and tend to drink alot. Above all,we're very secure in our relationship, so this is not a means to find only girl-girl play. We find that on our own, and as a little hint, not usually on a swinger site.We're far from "Hardcore" in the lifestyle, so we're not generally ready to hook up and fuck at the drop of a coin. We're exactly who we represent ourselves to be here. We're friendly and open-minded, and normally pretty outgoing when we feel comfortable. We've played with some who were in great shape, and others who were a bit softer to the touch, and still believe the sexiest thing our playmates can possess is a great personality and positive attitude. We're drug free, though we do smoke.We're very considerate smokers though,carrying mints and mouthwash wherever we go. We've been told we don't look our age, and we certainly don't act it, unless we're forced to do so. While age is just a number, we seem to have most in common with others in their 30's,40's and 50's.
Outside of the lifestyle.....We truly love the outdoors. We spend most of our summers camping every other weekend. We also enjoy fishing, hunting, hiking, motorcycles and exploring backroads and ghost towns. In the winter we enjoy the occasional night out in the casinos, dinner or a night of throwing darts in a local swingers bar.
We're not at all into camming or other pretend activities, but don't mind exchanging a few e-mails to see if we have common interests, before planning a meeting.
We're an active couple,that prefers to be doing something,anything,rather than hanging out on the internet day,after day,after day.While we're all guilty of spending more hours here during the off-season,if you're the type that embraces internet life over real life,we'd probably have nothing in common.
We have plenty of pictures of both of us in our profile, and expect to see the same before we'd ever agree to meet anyone.
Couples profiles without pics of both parties are simply ignored. Singles, guys or gals, while seeing pics of your privates can be hot, we'd need to see your face before agreeing to meet. After all, how could we expect to recognize you in the bar if we've only seen pictures of your boobs or cock? So if you're unwilling to share a face picture, please don't bother.
Tell us about your fantasies and/or real experiences.
UPCUMMING EVENTS!
June 22,23,24th Lahontan Couples Campout
July 26,27,28,29th Nights in the Country Music Fest Campout
Oct. 26 - Nov. 4th Hedonism II, Negril,Jamaica
Dilligas Saloon has lifestyle parties every Friday and Saturday night, for couples and singles alike. Don't wait for them to be announced in the Dilligas group. Check their website and stop on by!
We're regular attendees at Dilligas Saloon on 4th Street. Friday and Saturday nights they hold closed door member Lifestyle parties in a no-pressure bar room environment,for both couples and singles alike. Not a member? No problem, you join on your first visit.Along with the typical bar entertainment of pool table, dart boards, jukebox and dancing, stripper pole,and mingling with likeminded others, there is of course a huge playroom (with dim mood lighting for the shy) and adult videos playing on all the tvs. Minimal cover charge covers special drink prices on saturday nights as well as a buffet spread on special theme party nights. Your lifetime membership card also allows you to use their big play room any night of the week, just ask their friendly bartender to let you in.Check their website for specific info or join the Dilligas group here on SLS, the largest in the Reno area. Proud members of the Dilligas 69ers Dart League team.
All of the usual disclaimers apply;
No humping, No pushing, No sniffing heinys
No bathroom activities; ok,maybe a shared shower,but nothing yucky
No drugs, gerbils or other small herbivores, especially in combination. Gerbils are not nearly as mellow as you would think when they are stoned.
No rough stuff.(While we may tolerate the occasional wet willy; tittie-twisters, purple-nurples, noogies and charlie horses are absolutely out)
Don't expect her to swallow, You wouldn't swallow a strangers manchowder, would you? Of course if you do, there's more than enough to go around. Be courteous, the time to announce that you're going to cum, is not after the eruption. Trust me, she won't leave you hanging, she just prefers to "call the shots".
No anal, that's reserved for us,so when it comes to DP,he gets the back door. Of course with all of these extra orifices,we're sure we can work out something that's beneficial for all. Before you jump to any conclusions, no he doesn't play "catcher" in the game of heiny-sex either. We'll consider waving the "no-anal clause" if you're man enough to be the recipient of her brand new strap-on, but remember....you first.
Single guys, Well-hung is nice, and looks especially cool in the pictures, but remember even the hardest of wood splits when you try and force too large a drill bit into it. Tight grain here, so the finesse of a fly fisherman is required if you're packing a huge rod.
Remember, the esophagus may go all the way to the stomach, but inducing the lady's gag reflex, is not a surefire way to be invited back!
Single guys, You're responsible to bring the towel. It's your mess, you should wipe it up.
Single women, we'll provide the towels, however, if you're a squirter, as she does on occasion, please give us advance warning, and we'll make it a beach towel.
Ladies, the male half (the funny one, as opposed to the hottie) is obsessed with performing oral on hot females, actually quite good too (president of college Muff-Diving Team), so if you're not into receiving oral, please bring a deck of cards so we'll have something to do. Yes the "wedding tackle" gets plenty hard and is entirely rideable, just prefer to "lick it before you stick it"!
Squeaky clean only; should we really have to mention this? Doesn't everyone shower and brush their teeth before going out? If you don't, please sit downwind from us and not waste your time creating small talk with us.
Same room always, same bed usually.
What else would you like to say, do, see, hear about or learn about.
No pics of the male half of your couple? How do we put this tactfully....Are you fucking insane? Holy SLS Batman, Is it that difficult to stand in front of the camera for one or two shots?
Fishing is like sex; size, equipment, and technique are all important
We've realized many fantasies already MFM, FMF, MFMF, FMMM....Of course, just because we've done them before,doesn't mean we won't do them again !
We appreciate well thought,non-explicit certs and offer the same in return.We believe that certs should serve as a verification,not a who's-who of all of your bedroom conquests.So we do not accept or offer hardcore certs.
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